Katzenjammerung!!

Harpo Kalypsis, the underground shadow of the original Marxman, underneath a tree, next to two graves. Blue moonlight. Shakingly, raises his fist and cries angry at the moon.

SOUND EFFECTS: Honk! Honk! Honk!

Meanwhile, the evil image of Zeppostopheles is projected against the background, rubbing his hands and smirking.

ZEPPOSTOPHELES: Next, I will sing a song I wrote for the hotel receptionist everyone thought I was in love with…

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