Sit-Com

College student´s living room: posters of half-naked women, empty pizza boxes, bottles of beer, and sport memorabilia suitably spread in a calculatedly untidy manner across the floor. Sitting on the couch, two college students: one African-American, the other one Chinese-American. Same baseball hats, same sweaters. Behind them, sitting on an identical couch, two extremely old actors with an acceptable resemblance to the students. Wearing the same clothes and mimicking their every gesture…

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The door opens and an Anglo-American college student, wearing the same clothes and with another old man shadowing him, enters the room running. They stop in between the two minority students and the TV.

CHINESE GUY: Hey, you blocking view…

BLACK GUY: Yeah, brother, can’t see me those tits…

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The white guy and the white old man are running in circles in front of the TV, bringing their hands to their heads several times.

WHITE GUY: You guys…

C. and B. GUYS (getting angry): Hey…!

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Finally, he stops. He opens his arms and yells:

W. GUY: Hey, guys, we are going to be in a… porn movie!!

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

C. and B. GUYS drop their pizza slices and stare agape.

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LAUGHBOX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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