National Record Store Day: Cor, the True Cost of Terror!

Scene 1:

Marky Ramone is stuck in a bathroom stall at Logan Airpot. He bangs the metal walls with his (chicken) drumsticks. Lively 4×4 beat.

MARKY: Goddamit! Who turned off them lights!

Fade out.

Scene 2:

Fade in. Static noise. Marky Ramone, jeans rolled down, is sonorously defecating in the same bathroom stall, while chewing on an oily (chicken) drumstick. The noises he produces as he chews and munches on organically grow into the beat of “(Do you remember) rock ‘n’ roll radio.”

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